AMY AMOUR SHOW – SEXY CIRCUS

Yes, you read it right folks: sexy circus! Oooohhh yeah!

What is a sexy (or love) circus? Well in short it is like a normal circus but instead of the lion, the giraffe and the elephant, there are pretty women on stage with short, black and red, sexy lace dresses. We can say that in the sexy circus the animals are not on stage...they are watching the show with their tongues pending :-P

What is a better way to spend Easter than attending an erotic and afterdark event at the

Hoopla festival in Darling Harbour?! Well there are many, I heard many colleagues went discovering Sydney, its parks, its beaches and many other went out of Sydney, camping, fishing and diving. All that sounds great... but accordingly to the Italian way of saying (literally translated) “it pulls more a hair of pussy than a wagon of cows”... I was fatally attracted to this show :-)

I did the mistake of not booking the ticket for friday night, so once there tickets had been sold out :-(

My disappointment was at its highest and I cheered myself up with a tasty dinner in a boat on Darling Harbour repeating and reminding to my female friend and myself at regular intervals of 4 minutes: “we are on a boat!!!” while after dinner I played the sailor, the Cristopher Columbus discovering new worlds like a 4 year old child :-)

On Sunday second attempt, but we were more prepared! We arrived in front of the gate with bright smiles, a bit fearful something that could go wrong (we had to go in!) and pridely showing to the friendly gatekeeper the printed tickets jumping and shouting: “we got the tickets!!!” as if it would be an action to be rewarded with an Oscar prize.

We queued up in a seemingly endless line not understanding how so many people could fit into such a small tent.

Once inside, we were all sitting on hard wooden benches in half circular shape with soft music, colourful lights and with the performers chatting and dancing around.

And then...action!! A warm and embracing love music started to be played and one after the other the artists came along.

The first was a magician, fully in “Mago Forrest” style, an italian TV magician who is a bit clumsy, makes jokes, talks a lot and is funny: although this guy definitely delivers successfully tricks as opposed to Mago Forrest :-)

A video with some of his tricks talks more then 1000 words: please click on this link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0QhiC6ktqg

Magic is the feature in common with the couple of female acrobats who came after him: magic not because of any tricks they did, but because of the sensational appearance they made. Graceful, attractive, capable, dressed up in lingerie, these 2 girls were dancing in the air hanging from a ring coming down from the top of the tent and from a large strip of red fabric

that was at times all around them in an jaw-dropping sequence that saw them taking, leaving and grabbing themselves again in the air.

All I wanted to do is to join these long-legged athletes who were making night-dreaming 400 spectators.

For sexual equality and fairness, a fascinating breast naked contorsionist guy played a scene along a girl who had hands and feet tied to a chair in a clear reference to possession, selfishness and a certain kind of sex: bondage. This guy was so impressive that he could feed himself with grapes with his feet stretching them over his back!! A life spent in stretching at stunningly high levels.

I wish I could show you what he was capable of, but no pictures nor videos were allowed during the show: I am afraid you have to come to Australia to see them live! :-P

For some fun a lady got dressed as a dominant, wearing leather jacket and trousers and flogging a real whip on stage. She then involved a guy from the audience and commanded him to touch his intimate body areas with a balloon and a horsewhip (!). She did not speak and communicated through a whistle: the whole scene was hilarious also thanks to the guy who was reluctant to follow the precise instructions and used the balloon to touch the dominant's ass :-P

Last but far from being least, a polish looking, all-curve girl exhibited in the evergreen and blood warming pole dance. In my opinion she was highly skilled as she spent half of her performance upside down and her legs were stopping always at 90' degrees...although the male audience would have clapped more vibrantly if at 90' degrees would have been herself ;-P

My personal judgement on the polish pole dancer is a very high mark.

I imagine a poll on her performance during or after the show... my guess is that most probably all men in the audience would have assessed her as “breath taking” while most women would have defined her as “just barely decent” ;-))

The end of the show resulted into a big dance on stage with the whole group of the artists and involving the public like in most of Italian TV shows of the '90s; the top was seeing little girls dancing with their new idols sexy air dancers and looking at them in awe.

Alltogether Amy Amour has been astonishing, well carried out, mind ticklish.

Grand final:

Entrance ticket for Amy Amour's tantalising show: 15 dollars, with Mastercard;

2 ice creams while waiting in the queue: 12 dollars, with Mastercard (yes, 6 bucks for an ice cream in Sydney);

Being taken to an afterdark, tantalising, sexy show by a girl in Darling Harbour: priceless!